My girl thinks their dog is cute. She wants to save it for a shelter. Ooof. That is the ugliest dog ever.I’ve never observed a dog in on herpes before, but… Look, I feel bad for the small mutt. Poor guy is the Willie McGee of puppies.

My girl has the a whole heart. She loves animals. (Well, she loves all creatures apart from rodents, and insects, and critters who stink bad… and she hates birds. But in addition to that, she loves animals.)

Me? Animals are how I use “uncooked food.”

No, I sttink dogs. Dogs submit so even sttink and all properties like according to you are treats, a great belly rub and for you to select up this poop at 2 am.

Okay, in one of the pictures, the dog KIND OF, MAYBE appears cute:

But in an additional picture, we are reminded so right now is Satan’s dog.

How can I walk available providing that ugly-ass dog?

Am I superficial due to the fact that I attention throughout a dog’s looks? Well, whatever. Looking at right now dog is prepared to supply me nightmares.

Then my girl is heading to look for to let the Satanic dog sleep in the bed through us. And I undergo to concern such a it is heading to eat my flesh and swallow my soul?